Go ahead then and chomp your
slimy selves silly on the plentiful plants I provide for my
ambitious aspirations of artistry
around my abode.

You merciless, munching menaces
motivated by gluttony with
no appreciation of aesthetics,
no heart for harmony,
is there no end to your ravenous
ruin of my garden?

Gentle dissuasion to desist your
devastation fail, and you
laugh at organic, selective
solutions that are supposed to cause
your demise.  When you drive me to drastic
measures which cause
extensive injury to innocent creatures, it's on
your ugly head.

Cowards you are, carrying
your coiled shield for cringing
into. One quick
stomp
could crunch and
splatten you.

Don't you realize that your appetite is
attributing to the loss of your
life source?  Go ahead then,
eat yourself out of your surroundings and
starve.